Tweets

    tubesock:

    cartelgathering:

    Tell me that I’m a good girl.

    Tell me that I did well.

    That I made you happy.

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    (Source: greenteashawty)


    50shadesofelsanna:

    50shadesofelsanna:

    So I bought this, and this was in it.

    ????????????

    Now I’ve read the whole thing I can tell you they give Kristoff so many more things to do. There are whole Kristoff scenes that aren’t in the film. This is ridiculous.

    asmilinggoddess:

    asmilinggoddess:

    now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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    THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.


    gaminginyourunderwear:

    yaoiornah:

    itsgeekyinhere:

    Doing the do with you know who

    The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.

    All of this is important.


    (Source: ilikeubuturcrazy)

    phemiec:

    I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

    jimmorrison1969:

    REMINDERS:
    hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. ur aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.


    onlylolgifs:

    Turtle enjoying a bath)

    Anonymous asked:
    maybe straight white boys wouldnt be so bad at texting if girls werent such bitches.

    klefable:

    woah there brony friendzoni


    princessoffloral:

    collectiveassbutts:

    earthswinds:

    I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

    So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

    in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

    (Source: needingiceland)


    craftylindsey:

    lucifers-kittykat:

    This is Susan Robinson, one of the last people in the country who can preform late term abortions after the murder of Dr. George Tiller. This is from an awesome documentary called After Tiller, about the last 4 late-term abortion practitioners in the country. It’s a great watch and available on Netflix, would strongly recommend. 

    warrior woman

    (Source: throwherinthewater)

    So my professor was asking questions.
    • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
    • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
    • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
    • Me: *raises hand*
    • Professor: *points me out* why?
    • Me: It's illegal.
    • Professor: touche.

    lucyintheskywithstarofdavids:

    best-of-memes:

    Not even lion

    This is the best post I have seen all day