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    AWWW

    (Source: the-cab-rock)

    comeheregoaway:

    imthejesusofsuburbia:

    we finish each other’s s

    pace: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

    crash-mcbarason:

    tea-doodles:

    crash-mcbarason:

    tabularojo:

    crash-mcbarason:

    whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

    It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

    U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
    NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
    DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
    L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

    richwhitelesbian:

    wizcoylifa:

    fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

    “ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

    (Source: jordybelfort)


    combeferret:

    yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

    (Source: wesleyaccola)


    havemanymonkeys:

    Good to know for planning reasons, continued and updated.

    Neilsen has handily revamped their lists.

    (Source: nielsentopten.com)

    kelfie:

    animeliberationfront:

    I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

    I was just thinking about this! 

    did you know

    scottthepilgrim:

    instead of sending people asks about simple questions you can use the website www.google.com

    sadstagram:

    Pretty little liars is the most drawn out show if I could fist fight a tv show it would be that one