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    1975blog:

    "It’s just a prank, calm down!"

    When did harassing women become a prank? You can clearly see that this girl is trying to laugh it off even though she’s uncomfortable with it, and that is not okay. If I’m a feminazi for pointing this out, then so be it, I’m not going to tolerate this shit.

    birdschoolforbirds:

    nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.

    unpresentable:

    the-beauty-in-breakdown:

    unpresentable:

    doughnuthunter:

    unpresentable:

    I’m good at math. U + I = 69

    Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

    oh

    No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

    for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

    Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

    sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

    itskaleena:

    whyiseveryonefalling:

    scotchcarousel:

    the-funkiest-penguin:

    friendly-pedophile:

    bellamyyoung:

    yourgayfriend:

    emisummerful:

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    You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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    OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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    i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

    You kinky son of a bitch.

    I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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    i fucking hated those things

    Found the asexual

    (Source: manda)

    fuckyeah-nerdery:

    cranzerries:

    cranzerries:

    I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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    Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

    deluxetoaster:

    sonsofsauron:

    deluxetoaster:

    where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

    From inside ourselves.

    fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

    riddlersgammon:

    that time of year is approaching

    scary lawn decorations

    terrifying tv programs

    people in costumes going door to door

    election season


    (Source: gayhughhefner)

    problackgirl:

    we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.


    tastefullyoffensive:

    [@derek_loretto]


    kittensandcoffee:

    MY ENTIRE LIFE.

    (Source: joeydeangelis)