Tweets

    (Source: thesheikah)

    I found my roommate’s twitter…

    egobus:

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    wow i really got around on the second day of school

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    i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

    …I don’t even drink alcohol 

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    i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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    i don’t even have her number????????????

    monetizeyourcat:

    boysinbarrettes:

    monetizeyourcat:

    Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

    dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

    OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off


    cherrispryte:

    penguinperversion:

    mlloydart:

    Chalk Art by David Zinn

    I love this.

    The world is in need of more beautiful weirdness like this.


    (Source: rainbowofstarsx)


    petrichoriousparalian:

    goldenheartedrose:

    This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.

    Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on

    (Source: iraffiruse)

    jncera:

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    Ocelot

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    Ocelittle


    kisstini:

    lady—hulk:

    funnyhahayeah:

    WET CATS LOL

    Have some soaked pussies